I used to think I was just a jack of all trades and a master of none, but who says you can't master them all?

My name is too common.  It's Nick Williams.  That's why I go by the three of 'em: Nicholas Patrick Williams.  Welcome to my site!  Here I hope you are able to get a sense of the multitalented, multifaceted, dandy gentleman you see before you.

I do it all:  I am a writer.  I'm a comedian.  A producer.  I sing.  I dance.  I style.  I decorate. I curate. I masturbate--who doesn't?  I love being funny, philosophical,  and thought provoking.  But my job isn't to be liked by all of America; it's to be liked by half of America.  If everyone likes me, I'm doing something wrong.